Age messaged me asking if he could visit so of course he came around and complained about how gay Glee is [which I must concur with him] and Shelbs left. A few shiggies and a d&m later, Char and Jenna messaged me asking what I was doing. Of course, they visited around the time Age was leaving.
Gez ditched us to go see Andy aka the evil bogan with no hair. All for a bit of green. So we dropped her off and decided to terrorize the streets of Altona Meadows for a bit. Then we decided Meadows was boring so we made our way over to Sanctuary Lakes to wake up people at 2am because they're rich, then went sight seeing in Point Cook at past residencies, and discovered the "Tree of God" because it had light underneath it which lit it up completely. We listened to Warp about six times before coming home because there was nothing to do.
Then we sat at home making fun of music videos when Char decided she wanted to go get her stuff from some evil male's house before they all raped her. So we collected her shit, passed my old house which hurt my heart, and drove all the way back to Point Cook to get petrol. At the petrol station I for some reason adopted the bright idea of driving all the way to Footscray for kebabs. So we drove all the way from Point Cook to Footscray, overloading the car, at 3am to get kebabs. When we got to the servo the guy mumbled and complained that he was shutting it up soon but still made us kebabs because he's a public servant and had no choice really. There was no lettuce left, what the fuck is a kebab with no lettuce ? The guy at the check out was eerily chirpy for someone who'd probably just worked a 10 hour shift until 3 in the morning, he was on something for sure, and kept telling us he'd charge us $100 for our drinks which we just nodded and smiled at before quickly claiming our kebabs and retreating to the parking lot to eat. The check out guy came outside to do God knows what, probably stalk us out, so we panicked and drove away.
I was out of ideas so we just went for a drive. Jenna ridiculously drove to Pier Street where there are always cops because people apparently get stabbed there, so I had to duck. Of course they followed us so we went into a side street and parked in some random's driveway. I ended up getting out of the car just as the police pulled up behind her, and I bolted all the way to Harry's house. I waited there for a while before I realized my phone was on charger at home. So I thought fuck it, may as well walk home.
Walk home, from Pier Street to Altona Meadows, in ridiculous weather wearing trackies and a jumper and I made it just as the sun was coming up. I can recall one time I've been so sweaty, and I was not wearing clothes.
As I walked home my irrational fear of gypsies arose and I ran past every caravan or van that I saw to avoid being jumped for my jewellery or shoes or some shit. Then I nearly fell flat on my face because there was no light and a supermassive ditch. Then some random birds nearly swooped me so I ran some more. Then I couldn't run anymore so I stumbled to the nearest bus stop, lit a cigarette and sat there for a good ten seconds before convincing myself I was halfway home. Then I had to jog in the bike lane because there was no sidewalk and I didn't want to die by getting hit by a pushbike because that is just woeful. Then I was walking on the road because magpies were death staring me and I nearly got run over by a semi trailer. Then some nice old lady was walking her dog and her dog sniffed me and she must have thought I looked at the dog in terror, because she reassured me it would not touch me, when actually I greasied it. Then I saw the Shell sign and felt so relieved that I walked almost proudly with my nose in the air all the way to my house. Then I unlocked the door and called the girls who were so worried that I'd gotten kidnapped they camped out at the beach until they heard from me.
Then I had the most pleasant shower in the world, and now I'm sitting here waiting for the fuckheads to drive back and listening to Hades miaowing in the weirdest tone.
Tree of God.
